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The one who is teaching the class gives each student a triangular bandage and stands out in front to lecture them. "Now the first thing to remember is to keep your bandages sanitary always," he says. One pupil drops his on the ground and steps on it in picking it up. A second rubs off his shoes with his and another one wipes his face on his. Instructor goes on talking and asks each one to tie certain bandages. All tie the crudest and worst bandages they can and he looks them over, and says, "That's fine, you're learning fast." Then he says that they'll have an oral quiz. 1st Question: What is the treatment for fainting? Answer: Reviving them. (Teacher says "right.") 2nd Question: What would you do for bleeding from cuts on the head? Answer: Put a tourniquet on the neck. ("Right.") 3rd Question: What do you do for a broken leg? Answer: Shoot him. 4th Question: What is the treatment for burns? Answer: Pour water on them. 5th Question: What do you do with a drowned person ? Answer: Bury him. 6th Question: What do you do for sun stroke? Answer: Hit back with a moon beam. 7th Question: What do you do if a dog bites you? Answer: Bite him back. 8th Question: What is a headache? Answer: A numb feeling in the head. Any number of questions of this sort may be used. See Also:Campfire Helps |
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