By Dan Beard
Fig. 257.
King's X.
Away back in those times that are so dry to study about in our school
histories and so intensely interesting to read of in "Ivanhoe,"
"The Hunchback of Notre Dame," and "The Black Arrow," King's
X had its origin.
Everything was strange in those days. Men like Robin Flood really lived
outside of the pages of a storybook. Football, golf, and other popular games
were forbidden because they might take time that otherwise would be devoted to
archery, and the law in England compelled small boys to practice a certain
number of hours each year with the long bow.
Men on the streets dressed like the clowns in Barnum's circus, and
blacksmiths did a tailoring business; for gentlemen wore iron clothes and heavy
iron pots for hats, even under a broiling hot summer's sun, because it was the
style. The horses these iron-clothed men rode were, resplendent in gorgeous
crazy-quilt coverings which reached to their heels.
It is strange how dull a historian can make these interesting old times, when
farmers who worked in the fields wore only a shirt to cover their nakedness, and
barefooted priests with shaved heads trod the highways; when there were no
railroads, no steam engines, and no telegraphs, kerosene lamps, gas, or electric
lights.
It was then that everybody, from the beggar to the king, ate with his
fingers; but nobody smoked, because they had no tobacco. Without tobacco they
got along very well, but how did they manage to make a meal without sugar, tea,
coffee, potatoes, corn, or turkeys ? The streets were never cleaned, watered, or
lighted, and every house of any pretensions was a fort and the people all knew
how to fight.
There was among them a dim idea of fair play, and conscious of the
fact that the courts were seldom just, they provided sanctuaries or places of
refuge where the poor persecuted people might fly and be safe from the law and
their neighbors. These sanctuaries were sometimes in the monasteries or
churches, and sometimes in the King's house.
All that remains of this quaint old custom of our funny old ancestors is
preserved by the boys in their games, and they call it "King's Cross,"
"King's X," or "King's Excuse," and cross their first and
second fingers to proclaim a truce. Here we have a combination of the king and
the church that insures the safety of the player.
Notwithstanding the fact that outdoor games are largely provided with
retreats in the form of goals, homes, taws, or dens, it is often convenient to
have some other safeguard to protect the player from "It;" this is
supplied by the crossed fingers and the cry of "King's Ex!" As long as
the boy giving this cry keeps his fingers crossed he is safe, for to "
It," the sign of the cross is sacred.
King's X is used only in times of accident or emergency, for instance when a
player's shoelace becomes untied. or when he is disputing some point in the
game. Then he cries "King's Ex until I fasten my shoestring!" or
"King's Ex until we settle this," and the truce lasts until the
shoestring is tied or the disputed point decided. Often boys of weak character
will give the cry and cross their fingers to save themselves from being caught.
This is called "the baby act," to show the contempt with which all
real manly boys hold a comrade who will seek safety under the cross because his
legs are lazy.
OHB